The GrassHopper Gazette

Glassware That Fits Your Session and Your Shelf

Glassware made simple: compare pipes, bubblers, bongs, and rigs by size, function, upkeep, and the kind of session you actually enjoy at home, every time. Read more...

Smoking Accessories Online Worth Buying First

Shopping for smoking accessories online? See which pieces earn drawer space, how materials affect upkeep, and what to check before placing an order today. Read more...

Hemp Infused Beverages: What’s in Your Can?

Hemp infused beverages come in many strengths and formulas. Learn how to read the can, choose your vibe, and sip smarter with lab-tested options today. Read more...

How to Choose a CBD Topical Cream That Fits

CBD topical cream buying starts with the label. Learn what strength, ingredients, texture, testing, and smart application can tell you before checkout. Read more...

Hemp Vape Cartridges: A Better Buying Guide

Hemp vape cartridges can be simple to shop when you know cannabinoids, terpenes, lab reports, hardware, and how to match a cart to your pace with care. Read more...

How to Buy Hemp Edibles Online With Confidence

Buying hemp edibles online? Learn how to read COAs, compare cannabinoids, choose a sensible serving size, and shop legally with confidence. Shop smart. Read more...

THCA Flower Delivery Made Simple for Adults

THCA flower delivery made simple: learn how to choose lab-tested flower, check local rules, protect freshness, and order with more confidence every time. Read more...

Hemp Tincture Dosage Guide for Beginners

Use this hemp tincture dosage guide to read milligrams, start low, pace your servings, and choose a cannabinoid formula that fits your routine comfortably. Read more...

Live Rosin vs Badder: What Actually Changes?

Live rosin vs badder comes down to source, texture, flavor, and price. Learn what each concentrate is and how to pick the right jar for your session today. Read more...

How Are Hemp Pre Rolls Made From Flower?

How are hemp pre rolls made? See how quality flower is ground, filled, packed, tested, and stored so every smoke stays flavorful and consistent per session. Read more...

Hemp Flower Clearance Sale Buying Tips

Shop a hemp flower clearance sale with confidence: compare cannabinoid types, check COAs, keep freshness, and find terpene-rich value without guesswork. Read more...

Cheap THCA Flower Ounces That Still Hit Right

Cheap THCA flower ounces can be a real score. Learn how to spot fresh buds, read COAs, compare value, and shop smart without cutting corners on quality. Read more...

Terpene Rich Hemp Flower for Flavor Chasers

Terpene rich hemp flower brings the loud aroma and cultivar character shoppers want. Learn how to read profiles, types, freshness, and COAs before buying. Read more...

What Is Type 1 Hemp Flower? A Straight Answer

What is Type 1 hemp flower? Learn how THCA-rich buds compare with CBD flower, what heat changes, and which COA details to check before buying online first. Read more...

How to Read Hemp COA Without Guesswork

Learn how to read hemp COA reports like a pro: match batch numbers, check cannabinoids and terpenes, and scan safety results before choosing a hemp item. Read more...

Same Day Hemp Delivery Austin Made Simple

Same day hemp delivery Austin shoppers can count on: how to choose verified flower, check delivery timing, and find the right cannabinoid type fast now. Read more...

📢 Quick Update: Taking a Short Breather & Upgrading for You!

Howdy, GrassHopper Family! Just wanted to jump on here and drop a quick update for everyone. We will be taking next week off so I can celebrate my birthday and... Read more...

To Our Valued Customers, Partners, and Texas Community:

To Our Valued Customers, Partners, and Texas Community: At The GrassHopper, our foundation is built on integrity, community trust, and absolute dedication to the law. We operate in full compliance with the statutes enacted by the Texas Legislature and signed into law by Governor Greg Abbott. We are aware of recent administrative rules and regulatory enforcement efforts taking effect on July 31st that attempt to unilaterally restrict legal consumable hemp products without legislative approval. We want to make our position unequivocally clear: We respect and obey Texas Law. True state... Read more...

LOCAL DELIVERIES PAUSED 7/15 THRU 7/24

Howdy! Unfortunately we will be closed the next week and a half for restock and a few other exciting things. We may also have some reduced hours until the beginning of August, but we will be back at normal operating hours after that! We really look forward to growing with y'all over this next year! Stay Safe!! - The GrassHopper Read more...

Back in Full Bloom: A Victory for Austin Hemp and Our "4 Dayz of 20" Sale

It’s been a whirlwind couple of weeks for the Texas hemp community. Since the new regulations were announced on March 31st, many local businesses—including The GrassHopper—faced a "revenue cliff" that... Read more...

Shipping Update

Due to recent amendments to 25 Texas Administrative Code Chapter 300 by the Texas DSHS, The GrassHopper has updated its shipping policies. Prohibited Items: We can no longer ship or deliver "Total THC" non-compliant products, including THCa Flower, Pre-Rolls, and Live Resin/Concentrates, to addresses within the State of Texas. Compliant Items: We continue to ship and deliver all GRAV® Hardware, apparel, and DSHS-compliant wellness products (CBD/CBG/Low-THC edibles) statewide. Orders placed for prohibited items with a Texas shipping address will be automatically cancelled and refunded. Read more...

A Difficult Update from The GrassHopper

To our Austin community and loyal customers, I’m going to be completely blunt with you: As of yesterday, The GrassHopper has been forced to pull all THCa flower and concentrates... Read more...

Important Update: The GrassHopper Compliance Notice

Effective: March 31, 2026 At The GrassHopper, we are committed to providing the Austin community with premium wellness products while maintaining 100% compliance with Texas State law. In accordance with the new Texas Department of State Health Services (DSHS) regulations that went into effect today, we have updated our inventory and delivery protocols. 1. Current Menu Status We have audited our entire catalog to ensure every product meets the new "Total THC" calculation standard. Available Now: Our full selection of CBD, CBG, and minor cannabinoid edibles, tinctures, and beverages remains... Read more...

DSHS Rule Changes 2026

Howdy! As many of you are aware, the Texas Department of State Health Services (DSHS) has recently adopted new regulations that significantly impact the hemp industry, effective March 31, 2026. These new rules include a shift in how THC is calculated and a massive increase in licensing fees. I want to be clear with you: I am fully committed to operating a 100% legal business. What This Means for You To ensure we remain in full compliance with the law, if these rules go into effect as scheduled: Product Changes... Read more...

4/20 Giveaway

Howdy Folks! Every purchase you make between now and April 19th 2025 will enter you enter a chance to win a really amazing price courtesy of the GrassHopper. If you'd... Read more...

The Lore of the GrassHopper (work in progress)

The grasshopper, a creature both familiar and fascinating, holds a place of profound significance across cultures and throughout history. As the oldest living group of herbivorous insects, dating back an astonishing 250 million years to the early Triassic, they've witnessed the evolution of our planet, and their presence is truly global. But beyond their biological longevity, grasshoppers are rich in symbolism and cultural lore. A Symphony of Symbolism The grasshopper's symbolism is as diverse as the cultures that have encountered it. While interpretations vary, some common threads weave through the... Read more...

Understanding the Different Types of Hemp Flower: Types I-IV

Hemp flower has surged in popularity, thanks to its potential wellness benefits and versatility. However, with so many options available, it's easy to feel overwhelmed. One of the key ways to differentiate hemp flower is by its cannabinoid content, specifically THC and CBD. Let's delve into the various types of hemp flower, often categorized as Types I-IV, to help you make informed choices. Navigating the Cannabinoid Landscape The classification of hemp flower revolves around the concentration of key cannabinoids, primarily THC (tetrahydrocannabinol) and CBD (cannabidiol). Understanding these distinctions is crucial... Read more...

No Local Delivery Weds and Thursday (1/8-1/09); Normal Hours Resume Friday

Hey there! Just a quick heads up for all our amazing customers! This Wednesday through Thursday our local delivery service will be temporarily unavailable. But don't worry, we've got you... Read more...

Trichomes - My Favorite Part of the Hemp Plant

Trichomes: The Little Medicine Droppers of Hemp When you examine a hemp leaf closely, you'll notice tiny, resinous glands called trichomes. These look like little sticks with a ball at... Read more...