The GrassHopper Gazette

Do COAs Show Terpene Content? What to Check

Do COAs show terpene content? Learn where to find terpene results, how to read percentages, and why a full panel helps you shop hemp with confidence today. Read more...

Are Hemp Products Federally Legal? The Real Answer

Are hemp products federally legal? Learn how federal hemp rules, THC limits, FDA rules, and state laws affect flower, vapes, edibles, and more today. Read more...

Cannabinoid Effects Guide for Better Picks

Use this cannabinoid effects guide to compare THCA, CBD, CBG, and balanced hemp, read COAs, choose formats, and shop more confidently at checkout today. Read more...

Hemp Rosin Versus Resin Explained for Buyers

Hemp rosin versus resin comes down to extraction, flavor, potency, and price. Learn what each concentrate offers and how to choose with confidence now. Read more...

Hemp Delivery Versus Dispensary Choices

Hemp delivery versus dispensary shopping comes down to speed, selection, service, and confidence. Learn what to check before placing your next order. Read more...

Rosin Versus Resin: What Hemp Shoppers Should Know

Rosin versus resin can look similar on a menu, but extraction, flavor, potency, and price differ. Learn what to check before choosing a hemp concentrate. Read more...

Best Hemp Flower for Sleep: How to Choose

Looking for the best hemp flower for sleep? Learn how cannabinoid type, terpene profile, lab reports, dose, and timing can shape your nighttime routine. Read more...

Can Hemp Flower Be Shipped Across State Lines?

Can hemp flower be shipped? Learn the federal baseline, state restrictions, carrier rules, and smart steps for ordering tested hemp flower legally today. Read more...

Type 1 versus Type 4 for THCA and CBG Fans

Type 1 versus Type 4 explains THCA-rich and CBG-rich hemp flower, effects, lab reports, flavor, and how to choose the right jar for your next session at home. Read more...

Indoor Versus Outdoor Hemp: What Changes?

Indoor versus outdoor hemp affects aroma, appearance, price, and consistency. See what each grow style can tell you before choosing flower confidently. Read more...

Hemp Flower Types Explained for Smarter Picks

Hemp flower types explained in plain English: compare Type 1 THCA, Type 2 balanced, Type 3 CBD, and Type 4 CBG flower before you shop with clear lab reports. Read more...

A Budget Hemp Shopping Example That Works

Use this budget hemp shopping example to build a terpene-forward cart, compare types, check COAs, and spend your flower money with more care every time. Read more...

Terpene Profiles: Pick Flower by Flavor

Learn how terpene profiles shape hemp flower aroma, flavor, and selection. Shop smarter with practical tips for reading labels and COAs before you buy. Read more...

7 Checks for a Hemp Flower Quality Review

Use this hemp flower quality review to judge aroma, trim, freshness, cannabinoid type, and COAs before you buy a gram, jar, or ounce online with care. Read more...

Hemp Shipping: What to Know Before You Order

Hemp shipping gets easier when you know the rules. See how lab reports, destination laws, packaging, and age checks affect your order at checkout today. Read more...

What Hemp Product Testing Really Tells You

Hemp product testing makes COAs easier to read, from cannabinoid potency and terpene profiles to contaminant screens for flower, vapes, and edibles too. Read more...

Join The GrassHopper at Puffs & Punchlines This Monday

The GrassHopper is sponsoring Puffs & Punchlines on Monday, October 12. Come say hello and check out grab bags featuring a variety of products to try. Read more...

Type 2 versus Type 3 Hemp: Which Fits You?

Type 2 versus Type 3 hemp compares balanced THC-CBD flower with CBD-forward flower, so you can shop by cannabinoid profile, comfort, and flavor with ease. Read more...

How to Choose Hemp Flower Without Guesswork

Learn how to choose hemp flower by cannabinoid type, terpene profile, freshness, and lab reports, so every jar matches the experience you want at home. Read more...

Type 4 Hemp Guide for Shopping CBG Flower

Our Type 4 hemp guide explains CBG flower, lab reports, terpene profiles, and smart ways to shop for fresh, flavorful hemp with confidence for adult shoppers nationwide. Read more...

THCA Legality: What Hemp Shoppers Need to Know

THCA legality can change by state, product, and testing method. See what to check before buying hemp flower, vapes, edibles, and concentrates more safely. Read more...

CBD Versus CBG Flower: Which Fits Your Stash?

CBD versus CBG flower can look similar in the jar. Learn how cannabinoid content, aroma, effects, and lab reports can guide your next hemp pick with confidence. Read more...

Which Cannabinoids Suit Beginners? Start Here

Which cannabinoids suit beginners? Compare CBD, CBG, balanced CBD:THC options, and THCA, with practical tips for a calmer first hemp purchase online now. Read more...

Glassware That Fits Your Session and Your Shelf

Glassware made simple: compare pipes, bubblers, bongs, and rigs by size, function, upkeep, and the kind of session you actually enjoy at home, every time. Read more...

Smoking Accessories Online Worth Buying First

Shopping for smoking accessories online? See which pieces earn drawer space, how materials affect upkeep, and what to check before placing an order today. Read more...

Hemp Infused Beverages: What’s in Your Can?

Hemp infused beverages come in many strengths and formulas. Learn how to read the can, choose your vibe, and sip smarter with lab-tested options today. Read more...

How to Choose a CBD Topical Cream That Fits

CBD topical cream buying starts with the label. Learn what strength, ingredients, texture, testing, and smart application can tell you before checkout. Read more...

Hemp Vape Cartridges: A Better Buying Guide

Hemp vape cartridges can be simple to shop when you know cannabinoids, terpenes, lab reports, hardware, and how to match a cart to your pace with care. Read more...

How to Buy Hemp Edibles Online With Confidence

Buying hemp edibles online? Learn how to read COAs, compare cannabinoids, choose a sensible serving size, and shop legally with confidence. Shop smart. Read more...

THCA Flower Delivery Made Simple for Adults

THCA flower delivery made simple: learn how to choose lab-tested flower, check local rules, protect freshness, and order with more confidence every time. Read more...

Hemp Tincture Dosage Guide for Beginners

Use this hemp tincture dosage guide to read milligrams, start low, pace your servings, and choose a cannabinoid formula that fits your routine comfortably. Read more...

Live Rosin vs Badder: What Actually Changes?

Live rosin vs badder comes down to source, texture, flavor, and price. Learn what each concentrate is and how to pick the right jar for your session today. Read more...

How Are Hemp Pre Rolls Made From Flower?

How are hemp pre rolls made? See how quality flower is ground, filled, packed, tested, and stored so every smoke stays flavorful and consistent per session. Read more...

Hemp Flower Clearance Sale Buying Tips

Shop a hemp flower clearance sale with confidence: compare cannabinoid types, check COAs, keep freshness, and find terpene-rich value without guesswork. Read more...

Cheap THCA Flower Ounces That Still Hit Right

Cheap THCA flower ounces can be a real score. Learn how to spot fresh buds, read COAs, compare value, and shop smart without cutting corners on quality. Read more...

Terpene Rich Hemp Flower for Flavor Chasers

Terpene rich hemp flower brings the loud aroma and cultivar character shoppers want. Learn how to read profiles, types, freshness, and COAs before buying. Read more...

What Is Type 1 Hemp Flower? A Straight Answer

What is Type 1 hemp flower? Learn how THCA-rich buds compare with CBD flower, what heat changes, and which COA details to check before buying online first. Read more...

How to Read Hemp COA Without Guesswork

Learn how to read hemp COA reports like a pro: match batch numbers, check cannabinoids and terpenes, and scan safety results before choosing a hemp item. Read more...

Same Day Hemp Delivery Austin Made Simple

Same day hemp delivery Austin shoppers can count on: how to choose verified flower, check delivery timing, and find the right cannabinoid type fast now. Read more...

📢 Quick Update: Taking a Short Breather & Upgrading for You!

Howdy, GrassHopper Family! Just wanted to jump on here and drop a quick update for everyone. We will be taking next week off so I can celebrate my birthday and... Read more...

To Our Valued Customers, Partners, and Texas Community:

To Our Valued Customers, Partners, and Texas Community: At The GrassHopper, our foundation is built on integrity, community trust, and absolute dedication to the law. We operate in full compliance with the statutes enacted by the Texas Legislature and signed into law by Governor Greg Abbott. We are aware of recent administrative rules and regulatory enforcement efforts taking effect on July 31st that attempt to unilaterally restrict legal consumable hemp products without legislative approval. We want to make our position unequivocally clear: We respect and obey Texas Law. True state... Read more...

LOCAL DELIVERIES PAUSED 7/15 THRU 7/24

Howdy! Unfortunately we will be closed the next week and a half for restock and a few other exciting things. We may also have some reduced hours until the beginning of August, but we will be back at normal operating hours after that! We really look forward to growing with y'all over this next year! Stay Safe!! - The GrassHopper Read more...

Back in Full Bloom: A Victory for Austin Hemp and Our "4 Dayz of 20" Sale

It’s been a whirlwind couple of weeks for the Texas hemp community. Since the new regulations were announced on March 31st, many local businesses—including The GrassHopper—faced a "revenue cliff" that... Read more...

Shipping Update

Due to recent amendments to 25 Texas Administrative Code Chapter 300 by the Texas DSHS, The GrassHopper has updated its shipping policies. Prohibited Items: We can no longer ship or deliver "Total THC" non-compliant products, including THCa Flower, Pre-Rolls, and Live Resin/Concentrates, to addresses within the State of Texas. Compliant Items: We continue to ship and deliver all GRAV® Hardware, apparel, and DSHS-compliant wellness products (CBD/CBG/Low-THC edibles) statewide. Orders placed for prohibited items with a Texas shipping address will be automatically cancelled and refunded. Read more...

A Difficult Update from The GrassHopper

To our Austin community and loyal customers, I’m going to be completely blunt with you: As of yesterday, The GrassHopper has been forced to pull all THCa flower and concentrates... Read more...

Important Update: The GrassHopper Compliance Notice

Effective: March 31, 2026 At The GrassHopper, we are committed to providing the Austin community with premium wellness products while maintaining 100% compliance with Texas State law. In accordance with the new Texas Department of State Health Services (DSHS) regulations that went into effect today, we have updated our inventory and delivery protocols. 1. Current Menu Status We have audited our entire catalog to ensure every product meets the new "Total THC" calculation standard. Available Now: Our full selection of CBD, CBG, and minor cannabinoid edibles, tinctures, and beverages remains... Read more...

DSHS Rule Changes 2026

Howdy! As many of you are aware, the Texas Department of State Health Services (DSHS) has recently adopted new regulations that significantly impact the hemp industry, effective March 31, 2026. These new rules include a shift in how THC is calculated and a massive increase in licensing fees. I want to be clear with you: I am fully committed to operating a 100% legal business. What This Means for You To ensure we remain in full compliance with the law, if these rules go into effect as scheduled: Product Changes... Read more...

4/20 Giveaway

Howdy Folks! Every purchase you make between now and April 19th 2025 will enter you enter a chance to win a really amazing price courtesy of the GrassHopper. If you'd... Read more...

The Lore of the GrassHopper (work in progress)

The grasshopper, a creature both familiar and fascinating, holds a place of profound significance across cultures and throughout history. As the oldest living group of herbivorous insects, dating back an astonishing 250 million years to the early Triassic, they've witnessed the evolution of our planet, and their presence is truly global. But beyond their biological longevity, grasshoppers are rich in symbolism and cultural lore. A Symphony of Symbolism The grasshopper's symbolism is as diverse as the cultures that have encountered it. While interpretations vary, some common threads weave through the... Read more...

Understanding the Different Types of Hemp Flower: Types I-IV

Hemp flower has surged in popularity, thanks to its potential wellness benefits and versatility. However, with so many options available, it's easy to feel overwhelmed. One of the key ways to differentiate hemp flower is by its cannabinoid content, specifically THC and CBD. Let's delve into the various types of hemp flower, often categorized as Types I-IV, to help you make informed choices. Navigating the Cannabinoid Landscape The classification of hemp flower revolves around the concentration of key cannabinoids, primarily THC (tetrahydrocannabinol) and CBD (cannabidiol). Understanding these distinctions is crucial... Read more...